Stereotyping People by Their Favorite Indie Bands

Found this on ONTD...I love this stuff.

Inspired by Lauren Leto’s “Stereotyping People By Their Favorite Author,” we realized the incredible potential for a mercilessly judgmental list of indie band stereotypes. It is a common fact that Cormac McCarthy readers are men who don’t eat cream cheese, but what about those who listen to The XX on repeat and The Flaming Lips on hallucinogens? They need labels, too. After the jump, in collaboration with contributor Jeff Luppino-Esposito, we lay down the reckless assumptions.

Stereotyping People by Their Favorite Indie Bands

Here are some of my personal faves

The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Girls who bought checkered sneakers in the 8th grade.

Joanna Newsom
People who have considered befriending a squirrel.

Devendra Banhart
People who have considered becoming a squirrel.

The Shins
Premature alts who considered Garden State a life-altering viewing experience <-- GOD, I H8 GARDEN STATE!!!

Antony and the Johnsons
Guys who still cry every time they watch Bambi.

Regina Spektor
Girls who don’t understand boys.

Justice
Bros who, at one point in their lives, have tried to grow a mustache.

Wilco
Guys who go to concerts to relax.

Patrick Wolf
Gay guys.

CSS
Girls who throw up at every party.