I'm selfish, impatient & a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
- Marilyn Monroe (DAMN STRAIGHT, SISTER)
I have always had a repulsive need to be something more than human
- David Bowie (so have I, bb) via Ana L
I don't take drugs, I am the drug
- Salvador Dali via Luisa F
We accept reality so readily, perhaps because we sense that nothing is real.
- “The Immortal”, Jorge Luis Borges via Olivia R
You give a little love & it all comes back to you. You know you gonna be remembered for the things you say & do
- Bugsy Malone via Eduardo B
The unreal is more powerful than the real, because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Because it’s only intangible ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies, that last. Stone crumbles. Wood roots. People, well, they die, but things as fragile as a thought, a dream, a legend, they can go on & on forever.
- Chuck Palahniuk via Daniela G (I think)
Lots of people want to ride in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
- Oprah via Pierce R
I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love
- Mother Teresa via Jaime K (not sure I agree, but it does sound pretty)
The biggest disease today is not leprosy or tuberculosis but rather the feeling of being unwanted, uncared for & deserted by everybody
- Mother Teresa via Jaime K
The more sensitive you are, the more certain you are to be brutalized, develop scabs, never evolve. Never allow yourself to feel anything, because you always feel too much
- Marlon Brando, probably via the Manic Street Preachers
Then came human beings. They wanted to cling but there was nothing to cling to
- Camus via the Manic Street Preachers
Life begins on the other side of despair.
- Sartre via the Manic Street Preachers
Perhaps when we find ourselves wanting everything it is because we are dangerously near wanting nothing
- Sylvia Plath via Esther VV (I think)
* When people agree with me, I always get the feeling I must be wrong.
** What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything & the value of nothing
*** The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius."
- Oscar Wilde via Steven DB
Consideramos falsa cualquier verdad no acompañada por al menos una carcajada
- via Lucas PL
Your body's dying. Pay no attention, it happens to us all.
- Anne Rice’s Lestat de Lioncourt, probably via Fernando M
The most courageous act is still to think for yourself. Aloud
- Coco Chanel, probably via Julia Frakes
Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
- Dorothy Parker via Julia Frakes (I love boys with glasses, though. I think glasses are HOT. Especially thick black nerdy ones à la Rivers Cuomo. So if I were a man, I would TOTALLY make passes @ girls with glasses. I just think it’s a really clever phrase)
Any kind of pain is probably her hobby
- Frank Zappa via Tini D
Would it have been worth while
If one, setting a pillow or throwing off a shawl,
& turning toward the window, should say:
"That is not it at all,
That is not what I meant at all”
- The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock via Kelley W
There is a man playing a violin & the strings are the nerves in his own arm
- "The Crow", James O'Barr via Kelley W
Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?
- Britney (“Glee”) via Nacho C
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I used to think that everyone was just being funny/ironic but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?
- Andy Warhol (I have a similar problem on a day-to-day basis, but usually the other way around)
It’s better to have a problem than to be a problem
- Sri Sri Ravi Shankar (nice one, Guruji)
I never think of the future, it comes soon enough
- Albert Einstein (same here)
You are what you love and not what loves you back.
- Jenny Lewis (dunno if it’s right, but I like the point of view)
Adults are, like, this mess of sadness & phobias
- Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind (movie is pretty overrated if u ask me, but I agree w/ this quote, which is why I don’t wanna be one)
Yes! I am a drama queen
- Richey Edwards (me 2)
David [Bowie] is an extraordinarily nice man. He’s very gentle & he has a tremendous ability to put people at ease. David & I don’t talk about life as major rock stars. We like to talk about books & flowers a lot.
- Morrissey (sensitive guys FTW)
There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness
- Nietzche (how romantic)
My life is an open book, but don't expect me to read it to you
- David Hyde Pierce
A crazy person is one who dreams while awake
- Immanuel Kant
How would I like to be remembered? As a person who came & brought light to the world, Some escapism. Also as the voice for the voiceless children, because I love them. I’m living for the children. If it weren’t for the kids, I would throw in the towel. A baby, a child - now that’s amazing. They’re little geniuses, you know, little geniuses. They really are.
- Michael Jackson (kids > adults)
Christmases can only been tolerated with the involvement of children who still believe in it & its magic
- Arsenio Sereno, accidental poet, via Galera Intelectual y Frívola magazine
Life is a farce in which all must perform
- Arthur Rimbaud (I think it depends what kind of ppl you’re hanging around)
All desires are for happiness. That is the goal of desire, isn't it? How often does your desire lead you to the goal? But have you thought about the nature of desire? It simply means tomorrow, and not now, isn't it? Joy is never tomorrow. It is always now.
- Sri Sri Ravi Shankar
[Regarding the need to make lists] A good way to defeat death, to feel less defenceless. Or to organize chaos & digression.
- Umberto Eco
Don't fight darkness. Bring the light, & darkness will disappear
- Maharishi Mahesh Yogi
This is how I would love to be: an ethical monster without empathy, doing what is to be done in a weird coincidence of blind spontaneity & reflexive distance, helping others while avoiding their disgusting proximity
- Slavoj Zizek (sounds like a description of DR GREGORY HOUSE, no?)
There aren’t things one doesn’t/can’t joke about, there are just people who don’t understand jokes
- Boris Vian who reminds me infinitely of Eugenia C bc she was always talking about him
Much of what we called ‘depression’ was really dissatisfaction, a result of setting a bar impossibly high or expecting treasures that we weren’t willing to work for.
- Mitch Albom (that’s one way to look @ it)
Hello, I'm Conan O'Brien, and I'm just three days away from the biggest drinking binge in history
- “The Tonight Show”, Conan
Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears.
- Marcus Aurelius
The devil will find work for idle hands to do
- “What difference does it make”, The Smiths (trufax)
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-Why do you make Facebook friends with everybody you've met in person?
-Dan G: Because I collect them, like Pokemons
"I have no idea what I'm doing," returns 14,800,000 results on Google. Thank God I'm not the only one.
- Ellie R
I’m experiencing deja-vu &amnesia at the same time -- I think I’ve forgotten this before
- Jennzah M
In 2010, may god give you twice as much as you wish for me
- Ezequiel M
This ranks astoundingly high on the "oh no!" list.
- Julia Frakes
“I may not show up”, he said to himself
- Luke P
Source unknown
A founding text of 20th-century pop culture is Peter Pan, premiered in 1904. At the start of a century obsessed with adolescence, J.M.Barrie wrote a play about a boy who never grew up. From the beginning, the boy was played by a young woman; this tradition continues to the present day. As Gerber states, Peter Pan is played by a woman, because "a woman will never grow up to be a man".
I wish money would have sex in my pocket and multiply
- ? via Esther V V
[insert username] wants to be a singer in a rock band, live a life of fame and excess, & die a legend.
Life is 50% learning to get what you like, & 50% learning to like what you got.
No situation is ever hopeless. Because whatever the situation may be, the moment you start to take action, you change it.
Love is not what we want to feel but rather what we feel without wanting to
Meditation is seeing God in yourself, Love is seeing God in the person next to you, Knowledge is seeing God everywhere, Expression of love is service, Expression of joy is a smile, Expression of peace is meditation, Expression of God is conscious action
Keep away from those who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you believe that you too can become great

She said “I know what it’s like to be dead”
- "She said she said", The Beatles







